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<Nighttime, Frodo and Sam are asleep. Gollum is crouching in a corner by himself.>

Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precioussss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!

Sméagol: No! Not Master.

Gollum: Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.

Sméagol: Master’s my friend.

Gollum: <Tauntingly> You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU...

Sméagol: <Covers his ears> Not listening. I’m not listening.

Gollum: You’re a liar and a thief.

Sméagol: <Shaking his head> Nope.

Gollum: Mur…derer…!

Sméagol: <Starts to weep and whimper> Go away.

Gollum: Go away! <Cackles> HAHAHAHA!!

Sméagol: <Weeping and in a small voice> I hate you. I hate you!

Gollum: <Fiercely> Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!

Sméagol: <Resolute> Not anymore.

Gollum: <Startled> What did you say?

Sméagol: Master looks after us now. We don’t need you.

Gollum: What?

Sméagol: Leave now and never come back.

Gollum: No!!

Sméagol: <Louder> Leave now and never come back!

Gollum: <Growls and bares his teeth> Arrrgh!!!

Sméagol: LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK!

<Sméagol pants and then looks around.>

Sméagol: We... we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. <He hops around in joy and does a little dance.> Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is free!

<The next day, while the hobbits were resting, Sméagol comes back with two rabbits and drops them onto Frodo’s lap.>

Sméagol: Look! Look! See what Sméagol finds! Hehehe! Hahaha!

<Frodo looks at up him with bloodshot eyes. He smiles at Sméagol and looks at Sam. Sméagol raises a fist in self-congratulation and dances around. He then picks up one of the rabbits and snaps the rabbit's back in front of Frodo.>

Sméagol: They are young. They are tender. They are nice. Yes they are! Eat them! Eat them!

<He bites and tears into the raw meat. Sam rushes over and snatches the rabbit out of Gollum’s hands>

Sam: You’ll make him sick, you will, behaving like that! <Holding up the two rabbits> There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys.

<A pot of stew is simmering over a fire.>

Sméagol: <Looking into the pot> Argh!! What’s it doing! Stupid fat hobbit! It ruins it!

Sam: What’s to ruin? There’s hardly any meat on ‘em.

<A faint calling sound catches the attention of Frodo.>

Sam: What we need is a few good taters.

Gollum: What’s taters, preciousss? What’s taters uh?

Sam: PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish....

Sméagol: <Sticks out his tongue in disgust> Pbbbttt!!

Sam: Even you couldn’t say no to that. <He takes a sip of the stew>

Sméagol: Oh yes we could! Spoil nice fish... <scrambles up close to Sam> Give it to usss rrraw... and wrrriggling! <Makes sickeningly happy face.> You keep nasty chips. <Hops away>

Sam: You’re hopeless.

<Frodo follows the source of the sound. Sam suddenly notices that Frodo is no longer in his sight.>

Sam: Mr. Frodo?

<He goes in search of Frodo and finds him lying down near some bushes looking at a Haradrim army marching across the land. He moves to lie low beside Frodo. Sméagol also moves in beside Frodo.>

Sam: Who are they?

Gollum: Wicked men. Servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won’t be long now. He will soon be ready.

Sam: Ready to do what?

Gollum: To make his war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow.

Frodo: We’ve got to get moving. Come on, Sam.

Sam: <Suddenly grabs Frodo’s arm> Mr Frodo! Look! It’s an Oliphaunt!

<Gigantic Oliphaunts appear, carrying soldiers and supplies on their backs.>

Sam: No one at home will believe this...

<Sméagol slips away unnoticed.>

Frodo: <Looking around> Sméagol?

<Suddenly, pandemonium breaks out from below; the soldiers are being ambushed. Cloaked rangers are firing deadly arrows at the soldiers and Oliphaunts from behind bushes. One of the Oliphaunts starts trumpeting and stomping towards Frodo and Sam, swinging his huge trunk and tusks. Faramir takes aim and shoots a soldier. He falls from the Oliphaunt and lands right behind Frodo and Sam, dead.>

Frodo: We’ve lingered here too long. Come on, Sam!

<Frodo runs right into a Gondorian Ranger, who grabs hold of him and throws him onto his back. Sam sees Frodo in danger and grapples for his sword>

Sam: Ah!

<He charges at Faramir but is grabbed by another ranger and thrown down. A sword appears at his throat. Faramir appears.>

Faramir: Bind their hands.

Åh... Kanicklar och patofflar och små olifanter... Det är en trevlig del i filemn i kontrast i allt det hemska som sker runt omkring dom.

olifanterna i ttt äe väl mindre än de i rotk?

Den känslan fick inte jag. Det kanske är Ithiliens träd som lurar ögat..

jag tykcer dom ser lika stora ut, det är väl att ma ser dem uppifrån som gör att det ser lite annorlunda ut.

Det är väldigt synd om olifanterna, små trevliga snabeldjur som tvingas ut i dödö och stird utan att inte fatta någonting.

Jag blir glad av att se dem i det vackra landskapet.
Sam, Frodo o Gollum, som senare ska hamna i det mörka Mordor!

Jag fick det snarare till att oliphanterna var större i RotK! (Ja, just det, det var ju så som "påståendet" var!

hoom.... hoom.... ingen aning faktiskt om deras storlek, dom väl större då...

Ja det rä bra att dom får vara i ithilien innan dom komme till mordor då blir chokcen lixom ännu större och kontrasterna mellan det ljusa och det mörka.

Är det ingen som tycker att Faramirs anfall är hiskligt likt det sista slaget i Bröderna Lejohjärta????

bröderna lejonhjärta ,var väl hur många år sen som hlest sen jag såg den. vad händer där?

Snälla, är det ingen som ser likheterna. I B.Lh (det stora slaget mot Tengil) är det huvade män som sitter bakom buskar och skjuter med pilbågar. I ttt är det huvade män som sitter bakom buskar och skjuter med pilbågar. Nästa gång ni ser filmerna måste ni lägga märke till det, man kan nästan tro att Peter Jackson har snott lite från Olle Hellboms trevliga film.

det är ju faktiskt inte omöjligt att PJ har inspirerats av B.Lh i alla fall av boken.

Sméagols ordstrid med Gollum är rolig att lyssna till och se på.

En ren fröjd denna scenen med tanke på att allt annat hemskt som händer.

Gollums konversation med sig själv är en bra scen där man ser hur hans två personliheter är emot varandra. Jag hade inte läst TTT helt färdigt när jag såg filmen, så jag insåg inte riktigt hur kluven Gollum var förrän den här scenen.

Siri: håller med om att det blir en riktig kontrast från Ithilien och sen när de kommer till Mordor. Ett bra litet avbrott i allt det mörka. Och så fick man se olifanter, vad kan bli bättre än det?

Shelob: Ja, det finns likheter, även om det ser hundratusentals gånger töntigare ut när de springer fram med fisknät.